Shane: As I stand before you today on the brink of junior high, here is what I have to say. You have failed us all! Everything is not okay! We have become alienated, desensitized, angry, and frightened. If we picture Agrestic as an airplane, a grand soaring jet carrying us through the sky, I think you all need to understand - there are mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane.

(Season 2, Episode 12: Pittsburgh)